The Difference Between Cats and Dogs
In this joke, the Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital in North Carolina has cats as the butt of the joke. They wrote on the sign, "Dressed the dog as a cat for Halloween, now he won't come when I call him," which hilariously plays on the fact that cats don't respond to commands when you call them, even when you beckon them to you with their first name!
Unlike dogs, who are, for the most part, eager to come when you call them, cats would simply much rather ignore you and turn their heads the other way.
Not a Trick Question
Sometimes, the most obvious ending to one of Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital's puns is staring you right in the face. To the question, Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? the answer is exceptionally simple yet humorous: because dogs can't whistle, of course! This clever wordplay draws on the fact that the high-pitched whistles used to train dogs are inaudible to human ears at their frequency but are perfectly audible to dogs.
It’s a playful twist on simple logic, proving that sometimes, all that's needed to create a good animal pun is a little wit - and Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital knows how to deliver it every time.
An Unshakable Fact
Famously, in Ancient Egypt, cats were indeed animals worshipped above all others and revered in Ancient Egyptian society. They were believed to be able to provide people with protection and the ability to hunt better, as people thought they had been imbued with special magical powers. Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital in North Carolina is simply out here reminding us that this is the best explanation we have for why they still act as though they're royalty even in today's world.
According to Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital, there isn't a single cat alive that doesn't look down on its human counterparts - or anything else, for that matter.
A Hit With Millennials
Tell us you spend too much time on the internet without telling us you spend too much time on the internet. This cat pun is one that will truly resonate with millennials around the world who grew up on the cat memes of the 2000s. The sign at Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital reads, "Cat puns. Freak Meowt. Seriously. I'm not kitten." If you're familiar with the types of memes that took the internet by storm two decades ago, you'll recognize that this joke harks back to those days.
Judging by the caliber of this joke, we're guessing that the staff members of Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital in North Carolina are late millennials themselves.
Selective Hearing
The people working at Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital know what makes our pets tick. They understand that cats, at the end of the day, are the ones who actually own us, not the other way around. They also seem to have something in their ears that filters out the sounds of human voices, which explains why you won't catch your feline listening to any commands. In fact, you'll barely see your cat reacting to anything you have to say.
As Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital puts it, a cat's ears are designed to let the human voice go in one ear and out the other.
No Animals Are Out of Bounds
You might not be the kind of person who walks into a zoo and starts trying to create some animal puns. But then again, you wouldn't be, as it seems as though Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital has gone out of their way to hire the best animal jokesmiths in the business for this job—and this job alone. If you're into dad jokes, this flamingo pun might be right up your alley.
But if you're not into it, you're probably wondering why the veterinary clinic seems so hell-bent on pumping them out. It's a fair question, but it's one that's only going to be met with more animal puns.
Here’s Hoping You Like Toilet Humor
This one is for all the people out there who truly enjoy and appreciate a good old-fashioned dad joke, especially when it's cleverly mixed with a little bit of lighthearted toilet humor. Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital decided to have some fun with their sign on this particular day, writing, "Why shouldn't a dog toot in an elevator? Because it is wrong on so many levels." Now, we get it - this kind of humor might not exactly be everyone's cup of tea, but we're willing to bet there's at least a tiny part of each and every one of us that's just a little bit tickled by it.
On the other hand, if you're finding yourself feeling more disgusted than amused by this, we totally understand, and you're more than welcome to scroll right on past this particular animal pun.
The Cutest Chub Loafs
This animal pun is pretty much guaranteed to get a laugh out of just about everyone, even if you're not particularly attached to corgis. The sign at Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital reads, "What is another name for an overweight corgi? Low fat." We have to admit, we honestly can't think of anything cuter than a chubby corgi, and now, thanks to this joke, we have the perfect nickname for one should we ever come across one in the future.
That being said, we're not entirely sure that the corgi would be too thrilled about getting this nickname, but who knows? Maybe they’d find it funny, too.
Really Milking It
If there's one thing you should absolutely never doubt about North Carolina's beloved Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital, it's their undeniable and totally genuine love of bad animal puns. We mean, just take this cow joke, for example, that read, "Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it." Trust me, this one is guaranteed to have dads all over the world howling with laughter.
So, if you happen to find yourself rolling your eyes or shaking your head in complete disbelief, just remember that there is a very real and dedicated audience for the jokes coming out of Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital - and they're not going anywhere!
When Flora Meets Fauna
This joke from Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital definitely gets a giggle out of us, if only for the simple fact that they've really gone all-out and crossed species to make this one work. The sign reads, "What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie flower." Now, if you're wondering about what exactly the joke means, it’s all about playing on the fact that a collie dog is a type of sheepdog, and "collie flower" sounds pretty similar to "cauliflower." Not all jokes are created equally, but this one’s definitely a keeper.
Honestly, it’s definitely the kind of joke you'll want to keep tucked away in your memory bank for the next time you come across a collie dog and their owner at the park.
Turning the Question Back Around
The person at Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital who decided to write this sign was obviously feeling a little bit existential that day, and we’re kind of here for it. They wrote, "Hmmm... I wonder what my dog named me," which, we have to admit, is actually a pretty great question—one that we never really had the forethought to ask ourselves. After all, it's totally natural that we give our pets names, right?
So, is it really such a long shot to think that they might also come up with names for their humans, too?
That's Some Spot-On Humour
This joke lulls you into a false sense of security, setting up a situation that seems innocent and straightforward enough. But honestly, by now, we really should know better—because the clever folks over at Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital are always going to find a way to sneak in a playful twist on words. The sign reads, "What did a dalmatian say as it started scratching its neck? Ah, that's the spot!"
And just like that, it surprises us as we suddenly realize there's been a clever play on words all along. Touché, Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital, touché -you’ve got us again.
An Egg-Cellent Play on Words
This joke gets double points for us, not only for the clever wordplay but also for conjuring up such an adorable mental picture. The sign at Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital says, "How do cats make such fluffy omelettes? They use their whiskers." Honestly, we can’t be the only ones cooing at the thought of a fluffy kitten, all focused and intent on creating the perfect scrambled egg. This is the kind of pun that makes us smile every time we think about it.
In this joke, there’s a playful twist, as the word "whiskers" can refer to two very different things - one being the facial hairs of a cat, and the other being the kitchen tool used for mixing eggs.
Downward Dog
If you ask us, this is definitely the kind of pun that really deserves more attention. The sign at North Carolina's Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital read, "What do you call a large dog that meditates? Aware wolf," which, we have to admit, took us a few seconds to fully wrap our heads around. Not only do we absolutely love the idea of a conscientious canine practicing mindfulness, but we also really appreciate the subtle reference to dogs' distant cousins, and, in the case of certain dog breeds, even their ancestors.
Take German Shepherds, for example - they were actually mixed with wild wolves early on in their genetic development! We love how this joke works on different levels, if you really look for it.
A Twist in Logic
All of the jokes that come out of North Carolina's Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital are, of course, related to animals—but every now and then, we can't help but feel like that's just a happy coincidence. It seems like the real priority for them is sharing a fresh, new dad joke every single day, with the animal theme just being a fun bonus. That certainly feels like the case with this sign, which reads, "How many cats can you put in an empty box? Only one, after that the box isn't empty."
This particular joke plays cleverly on the meaning of the word "empty," twisting the logic that you might initially assume when you first hear it. It’s one of those puns that makes you pause, and then laugh when it all clicks.
This Gets a Rise Out of Us
This joke is bound to become an instant favorite for both animal lovers and fans of baked goods alike, as it cleverly combines two delightful things into one pun. The sign at North Carolina's Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on this particular day read, "What kind of dog do you find at the bakery? A pure-bread." Honestly, it’s a good thing we’re coming across these jokes now to save them for a later date.
By the time the holiday season rolls around, we’re going to be fully equipped with more puns than the entire family could have ever dreamed of - or, perhaps, handled.
There's Something Fishy About This One
Pardon the image that this particular pun might accidentally bring to mind, but honestly, we just couldn’t resist including it because it’s too good. The sign at Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital in North Carolina reads, "What did the salmon say when he ran into a wall? Dam!" It’s honestly one of those puns that’s just perfect for pretty much any occasion, especially when you’re sitting down for your next salmon dinner with family or friends.
And if you time it just right, you’ll look like a comedy genius with this one. That is, if your audience likes puns as much as you do.
Reeling in the Laughs
Here’s yet another joke from North Carolina's Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital, but this time, the animals in question are animals of the sea! The sign reads, "What is the best way to watch a fishing tournament? Live stream," and while it's playing on the digital "live stream," it also cleverly references streams in the body-of-water sense. Be honest, though - when you first hear the word "stream," which version do you think of?
Something tells us that in today’s modern, tech-savvy world, it’s the digital version that pops into your head first. And here’s a little secret... it’s the same for us, too.
A Joke That Satisfies the Dad in All of Us
Here’s yet another joke from Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital in North Carolina, and this one is absolutely perfect for pulling out during a meal with company. Picture this: maybe you’re enjoying some tuna at lunch with your colleagues sometime in the near future, and you suddenly recall this pun - watch as the faces of your impressed colleagues light up. Especially if there happens to be a dad in the room.
The sign at the clinic reads, "Why do fish sing off key? Because you can’t tuna fish." We see what you did there, Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital - clever, very clever.
A Litter of Mittens
Does it still count as a play on words when the joke creates a whole new word entirely? We’re not entirely sure, but honestly, we’re totally on board with this sign from Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital in North Carolina. It reads, "What happened when the cat swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens." Honestly, somewhere between the idea of a momma cat giving birth to a litter of adorable kittens and the fluffy associations we all have with a ball of yarn, this joke is just way too cute for words.
And let’s not forget about the image of mittens - those cute little things that are commonly worn by tiny adorable children all over the world! Seriously, how could anyone not smile at that?
It's a Dog's Job but Somebody's Gotta Do It
A rare offering from Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital in North Carolina - a joke that’s not a pun! And honestly, we absolutely love this one because it flips the usual pet stereotypes on their head. Usually, cats are seen as the independent housepets who take advantage of their doting humans, while dogs are considered to be man’s loyal and trusty companion. This sign reads, "If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?"
What it actually suggests is that, in reality, dogs have totally trained their humans to be the best household companions for them. And we might just agree.
Haribo Would Be Proud
North Carolina’s Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital certainly ventured into the woods with this one, opting to make a pun about a grizzly bear for a change. They wrote on the sign, "What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth? A gummy bear." Honestly, we can’t knock it - it totally works. And somehow, it manages to make the whole pun feel even more adorable than we ever expected.
If you’re going to combine the image of a giant, cuddly fluffball with the idea of delicious gummy bears, don’t be surprised if it tugs at our heartstrings and leaves us feeling all kinds of nostalgic, all at the same time.
They Know Their Worth
Cat people will know all too well that felines just seem to lack any sort of self-criticism. They act as if they’re always in the right, and, well, everyone else is simply not on their level. It’s like they have this unshakable confidence, right? This joke from Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital totally plays on that perception we all have of our furry friends. The sign reads, "Cat’s resolution... None needed. I am already purr-fect."
Honestly, if cats could talk, we’d bet money that’s exactly what they would say. Isn’t it just so fitting for our whiskered companions?
The Canines That Matadors Fear the Most
"What kind of dog chases anything red? A bulldog," reads the sign at Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital, and you guessed it – it's a clever play on words. Honestly, we kind of love this joke because, if you think about it, bulls are big, stocky beasts, and bulldogs are, in their own way, pretty similar. The irony, of course, is that bulldogs are actually some of the sweetest, most lovable dogs out there, and when they're raised properly, they wouldn't even dream of hurting a fly.
But hey, who knows? Maybe they have some kind of mysterious history with the color red that makes them see red and go just a little bit crazy.
Cat Fight!
We know this one is definitely meant to be just a joke, but honestly, it’s actually pretty spot on when it comes to cat fights. The sign at Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital reads, "How do cats end a fight?" They hiss and make up, which, if you’ve ever had the chance to witness a cat fight firsthand, you’ll know is pretty much absolutely true. What usually happens is they keep hissing at each other until one of them eventually runs off, while the other one sort of loses track of them, or they'll just slowly lower the volume of their hisses until, finally, they wrap things up and the fight is over.
Who knew that this North Carolina vet clinic was putting out some of puns that could actually teach us a little lesson or two about the ways of the feline world?
A Classic Fur-Sure
Here's a classic Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital pun about one of their favorite joke topics – felines. On this particular day, their clients were treated to a sign that read, "Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they have only one tail." It’s a hilarious pun that plays on the words "tail" and "tale," confusing them for the same thing. It’s that delightful mix of innocent humor and wordplay that always hits the mark.
Honestly, we can almost imagine a child who doesn’t fully understand that the same-sounding words can mean two entirely different things coming up with this one.
It's All in How You Look at It
It's not necessarily one of Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital's strongest puns, but we’re really loving the inclusivity. The sign that day read, "What dinosaur knew the most words? A thesaurus," bringing a whole new type of animal into the mix. Technically speaking, dinosaurs were animals too - though they've long since been extinct. Or have they? These days, it's widely accepted in the scientific community that birds are the descendants of winged dinosaurs.
In that case, maybe the connection between dinosaurs and animals isn't as thin as initially thought. Either way, it's a solid pun and also a relatively easy one to remember.
If We Could Read Our Dogs' Minds
Come to think of it, we’ve never asked our dog what his New Year’s resolution would be. But luckily, Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital has got us covered, as they've predicted what our four-legged friends would likely say if asked. We feel like they’re spot on with this one, as they wrote on the sign, “Dog’s resolution... the garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.” They certainly act as if they feel tit's there job to drive away the poor folk who are just trying to do their jobs.
Either that, or the resolution would be something about waking up the household bright and early every day, pretending to need the bathroom, but really just trying to get everyone’s sleeping patterns in order.
O What Fun It Is to Ride In a One-Horse Open Sleigh
If you're having trouble understanding this one, just remember that it was put up during the Christmas season, when chestnuts are roasting on an open fire and Jack Frost is nipping at your nose... This particular sign that says "Dachshund through the snow..." is referencing the classic Christmas-time song "Jingle Bells," but with a clever twist, altering the lyrics "dashing through the snow."
Honestly, we personally love any joke that brings to mind that magical time of year, with all the festive cheer and, apparently, adorable little dogs running through the snow.
The Species Crossover That No One Wanted
You should never underestimate the silliness of the employees at Holly Ridge Veterinary Clinic. They're always in the mood for a good word pun, and usually, the sillier they are, the better—and more likely to make it up on the board. This day, they wrote, "What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cocker poodle doo." Yep, you heard that correctly.
You've gotta love how they managed to cleverly reference both birds and dogs in this particular pun, bringing together two very different creatures in a delightfully unexpected way.
Everything Is Joke Material at Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital
This joke almost feels like it could be the start of a hit song. After all, we've heard of far weirder songs making it big these days. The sign at Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital read on that particular day, "It looks like / My cat's sick / He doesn't seem / to be feline well." Granted, it doesn't rhyme, but there's something about the spacing and rhythm of this that just has us imagining all sorts of possibilities.
That being said, it's yet another classic pun joke from the veterinary clinic that somehow manages to pull it off every single time.
You Wouldn't Get It Anyways
As usual, Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital has come up with another banger that we honestly didn’t see coming. On this particular day, they wrote on the sign, "I was going to share a joke about dogs, but it was way far-fetched." We see what you did there, Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital, and we like it. We might even try to use it ourselves if the right opportunity presents itself.
It’s got that perfect mix of cleverness and silliness that we can’t help but appreciate. Here’s hoping that the clients who came by the hospital that day appreciated it as much as we do.
Giving the Animals a Day off
We never thought the day would come, but apparently, it did – and just in time for the holidays as well. One day, North Carolina's Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital decided to forgo animals altogether for their pun of the day, focusing instead on Santa Claus. Either that, or they completely forgot that they're in the business of animals, not just in the hospital but also for their daily jokes. The sign read on this day, "How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house."
It’s certainly a festive twist, but we have to admit, it caught us a little off guard. Can we go back to animal puns now?
Elephants Just Wanna Have Fun
You’ve gotta love this pun. North Carolina’s Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital was definitely feeling a bit cheeky on this day when they wrote the sign, “Why do elephants get kicked out of the pool? Because they drop their trunks.” It’s another classic animal pun, but this one really gets to us because there’s nothing funnier than the idea of a naughty elephant causing a bit of a stir by streaking in a public pool.
Honestly, just imagine the chaos! Who knew a little wordplay could be this entertaining? Well, Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital knows... that's why they're doing it.
Jest Doing Their Best Out Here
Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital doesn’t always feel the need to stick to animal puns, and we absolutely love that about them. Sometimes, they give the animal jokes a little rest and switch things up, like on this particular day when they decided to go with clowns as the subject of their joke. The sign read, "Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester."
It’s a cute joke that certainly put a smile on our faces, and we’re sure it did the same for the clients who visited that day. The clever wordplay on "jester" really is hilarious.
Cuteness Overload
Here’s one that’s just too adorable not to share. Once again, we can totally imagine a joke like this getting a huge laugh from millennials, as it’s exactly the kind of cat humour that was all over the internet in the early 2000s. If you know, you know. Holly Ridge Veterinary Clinic’s sign read that day, “What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain,” and we honestly love it.
We're not saying it's Shakespeare, but it’s simple, it’s effective, and sometimes that’s really all you need from a good animal pun.
No One Is off Bounds
The Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital decided to depart from their usual animal puns on this cloudy day and instead give police officers a run for their money. They wrote on the sign, “What is a police officer’s favourite sweater? A pullover.” It’s a clever pun and a fun play on words, although maybe it’s the kind of joke that could get them into a bit of trouble with the cops if they’re not careful.
After all, who knows? All it takes is a police officer having a bad day to pull into the animal hospital and pull them up on their daring sense of humour.
Out of This World Puns
Alright, we’ll admit it - this one’s a bit of a stretch, but we just couldn’t resist. We absolutely loved the inclusion of aliens in this pun and thought it was just too good to pass up. Clearly, nothing is off-limits for the employees at Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital, and we’re all for it. The sign on this particular day read, "What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter." Sure, it’s a bit of a reach, especially when you realize it’s a play on the word “leader,” but look, that’s what makes it fun!
Either way, it’s yet another classic animal pun from the clinic that always manages to put a smile on everyone’s face.
The Punchline You Weren't Expecting
This joke has a dark side to it, and we absolutely love that about it. Most of the jokes that Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital put out are light-hearted and child-appropriate, but we can imagine this one sending a kid crying into their parent's arms when they realize what it's really saying. On this day, the sign read, "My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so I went to a petting zoo."
The joke plays on the double meaning of "watching" your food… although, it's not the type of "watching" that the doctor in the joke was talking about.
What Do Dogs and Trees Have in Common?
This is the kind of joke that seems as though you could interchange the animal in question, but in reality, it works best when it specifically references a cat. The sign at North Carolina's Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital read, "Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark." It's the kind of joke that you either love or hate, but seeing as you've clicked on and read all the way up until this point, something tells us you're definitely the kind of person who gets it.
These dad jokes may not be to everyone's taste, but you’ve got to admit that they’re usually good for at least a smile.
The Best Kind of Littering
Here we have another classic Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital animal pun that has us chuckling away. The sign says, "What happened to the dog who let her puppies out onto the street? She got fined for littering." You've got to admire all the creative ways that the employees at the vet clinic come up with witty jokes that play on words. Not to mention their commitment to the cause!
It really makes us wonder, is it just one employee who they rely on to make these jokes every day, or is the whole staff tasked with coming up with these daily howlers?
At Least It's Not Raining Men
Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital in North Carolina can make a joke out of just about any animal or breed, it seems, and honestly, we’re here for it. On this sunny day, they came up with this gem: "If it's raining cats and dogs, don't step on a poodle." We’ll admit, we had to double-take to make sure we read it right, but sure enough, that’s what it said. This joke plays on the fact that "poodle" and "puddle" sound an awful lot alike.
It also takes the well-established expression "it’s raining cats and dogs" - which, as we all know, means it’s raining heavily - and gives it a playful twist.
Keeping It Classy
Some jokes at North Carolina's Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital give the animals a break, and this one is a perfect example. Instead of focusing on animals, they went with a vegetable-themed pun, and let us tell you - it still does the trick of bringing a smile to our faces. On this particular day, the sign read, "Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had twenty-four carrots."
This clever pun plays on the fact that 24 karats of gold is considered the highest quality and one of the most expensive forms of gold you can buy, but of course, it's not the same thing as the humble root vegetable.
They Must Have Been Bar-King Mad
The truth is, whenever you're having a bad day, a cute animal pun is always sure to brighten things up and put a smile on your face. They may be simple, and in some cases, have nothing to do with the animals in question, as is the case with this particular joke. But the beauty of these puns is that they’re always playing on words and challenging the way you think, often in a way that catches you off guard. We’ll admit it – it gets a chuckle out of us every time.
On this particular day, the sign at Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital in North Carolina read, "Two dogs walked into a bar... crazy, they should have seen it."
If Unicorns Unionised
Here’s a joke from North Carolina's charming Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital that poses the rather intriguing question: were there any animals that didn’t quite make it in time? Or, alternatively, it provides a hilarious answer to the question, what would happen if unicorns actually existed and decided to unionize. The sign at Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital reads, "Dear Noah, we thought the ark wasn't leaving until five PM. Sincerely, - the Unicorns."
Honestly, we can't help but love how this joke completely flips the story of Noah’s Ark on its head and gives us a fresh, fun new perspective on it.